Steve Coogan As Duncan Thicket - Steve Coogan Comedy Video


Hehe. This guys is great.

--The Clever Cynic
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Steve Coogan at His Best - Steve Coogan Comedy VIdeo


This guy is a trip.

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Marie Osmond - Dancing With The Stars - Season 5 2007


Marie Osmond fans have a reason to rejoice...and vote.;) Marie will be one of the contestants on season 5 of Dancing With The Stars.;)

--The Clever Cynic
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SAW IV 4 Official Trailer - Video Movie Preview Trailer


Here is a look at another film you might want to check out.

--The Clever Cynic
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300 VS. Robot Chicken - Comedy Video - YouTube


Hehe...AWESOME.

--The Clever Cynic
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Robot Chicken - E.T. the Retard


ET for President. ET is "different," we need a change.;)...right?

--The Clever Cynic
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Vote Different - Hillary Clinton Political VIdeo


Yes, "different" a perfect reason to elect someone President. ET is "different" too, but do we want an extra-extraterrestrial as President?...sigh Different doesn't necessarly mean acceptable.;)

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Anti-Hillary Clinton Anybody But Hillary 08 - Comedy Video


Classic.

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Anti-Hillary Clinton Bumper Stickers


CLASSIC.

--The Clever Cynic
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Hillary 's Top Ten Campaign Promises - Hillary Clinton Comedy Video


Witty.

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Madden NFL 08 Trailer - Football Games News Video


I must say Madden NFL 2008 looks AMAZING. The Madden football games always rock, this one looks exceptional.

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Best of the Internet - Looking For Group: Slaughter Your World - MMORPG Video


I posted this up the other day. I keep thinking about this video...it just sticks in my mind as pure genius, so I decided that it gets a Best of the Internet Award. Congrats.;)

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Britney Spears - Gimme More - Comeback Single - Britney Spears New Single


She is back...here is a preview of Britney's new single. Expect a lot more releases from Britney Spears in the next few weeks. She has a new manager and seems to be on the warpath to regain her glory.

--The Clever Cynic

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Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina - The Alex Jones Show


Hehe. I love this story.

--The Clever Cynic
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Great White Shark - Video Great White Sharks


Wow, these reach 20 feet in length.:O Humans are lima beans to sherks...I love it.:D

--The Clever Cynic

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The Time Thief - Video Preview Trailer


Not the "Tar Man," say it isn't so.:O

--The Clever Cynic
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Miss Teen South Carolina - Jimmy Kimmel Explains what Miss Teen said


It would be terrible being the poster child for ignorance.;) Beauty pageants BUILD OUR FUTURE.

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The Tonight Show: Miss South Carolina - Miss South Carolina Video


Miss South Carolina on The Tonight Show. I think "Soma" should become a word.;)

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The Tonight Show: Michael Vick gets attacked


Hehe.

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Dancing With The Stars News - Dancing With The Stars 5 Cast Announced


The list is in, ABC announced on their official site, the list of this year's 12 (yes that's right 12 this time around) competitors for this season's Dancing With The Stars.

  • Melanie Brown, a.k.a. Scary Spice of the Spice Girls
  • Marie Osmond - of Donny and Marie Fame
  • Mark Cuban - owner of the Dallas Mavericks
  • Wayne Newton - Las Vegas Show Giant
  • Jennie Garth - Actress from Beverly Hills 90210
  • Jane Seymour - Actress and total fox.;)
  • Sabrina Bryan - of Cheetah Girls fame
  • Floyd Mayweather - Boxer
  • Albert Reed - Model
  • Josie Maran - Actress and Model
  • Helio Castroneves - Race Car Driver
  • Cameron Mathison - Soap Opera Star

It sounds like ABC rounded up a great line-up for this season. Enjoy the show.


--The Clever Cynic
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DANCING WITH THE STARS 5 - SEPT. 24 - Television News


It is BACK. Dancing With the Stars is back for its fifth season...it is always an awesome show.

--The Clever Cynic
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Crazy Sexy Cancer - Video Movie Preview Trailer


Wow, this is amazing and intense.

--The Clever Cynic
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Woody Allen Stand Up - Woody Allen - Comedy Video


Hehe.

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Woody Allen Stand Up 2 - Woody Allen Stand Up Comedy Video


This is classic.

--The Clever Cynic
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Woody Allen Stand Up 3 'Neanderthal Man'


Woody Allen ... simply awesome.

--The Clever Cynic
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Big Brother 8 USA 8/30/2007 Amber is Evicted


Tonight America finally has its way with Amber...she was sent packing from the house in a 3-1 vote...so much for the "good guys." Amber made a last ditch plea to Eric and Jessica that the "good" people should win the game. Just because you don't agree with someone doesn't make you any more "good" than they are Amber. Finally, we see an end to the constant flow of tears...sigh.

Jessica realized too late that she should have nominated Dick and Daniele. This would have left her in a much better position in the game. Eric managed to manipulate Jessica into doing his dirty work and unless he wins the HOH, Jessica is certain to be on the block.

Jameka still can't compete for HOH, that leaves Eric, Zach, Daniele and Evel to battle out in a night long event where they fill a bowl with tea--one cup at a time. Zach seemed to be holding his own but didn't seem to have a sense of urgency about the competition. If there is a time to win HOH Zach, this is it.;) Zach was able to use just one hand to cover the cup, trapping the tea, leaving the other arm free for balance. It will be interesting to see how his strategy plays out.

--The Clever Cynic
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Sen. Larry Craig (R-ID) Endorses Mitt Romney - Larry Craig Video


OH BOY, I'll bet Mitt Romney is just THRILLED.:D hehe

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John Edwards - A Survivor's Question - John Edwards Video


Wow. What a great question. She can really phrase a question.:O

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First Look: Mary-Kate Olsen Joins the Cast of Weeds - Mary-Kate Olsen Video - YouTube


Mary-Kate Olsen joins the cast of Weeds. She is such a fox.;).

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Worlds First Unlocked - iPhone - An Interview


An interview with the whiz kid.;)

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So What Does a Bull in a China Shop Really Do? - Comedy Video - YouTube


Wow, this was some experiment. There must not be much to do out on the farm.;) Conclusion: Bulls are quite graceful.:D

--The Clever Cynic
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CSPAN - Larry Craig Statement - Video Interview


Idaho has a cloud over it, South Carolina has a cloud over it...where will it end? Apparently, that was some layover in the Minneapolis airport.:D

--The Clever Cynic
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Miss Teen South Carolina - Calls 911 -


Hehe. No wonder most Americans are afraid of public speaking.:D

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The Story Tree - Vancouver Film School (VFS) - Animation Video Production


Animation art from the wizards at the Vancouver Film School.

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--The Clever Cynic

Britney Spears - Get Back [VMA 2007 Performance] - Music Video


AWESOME...you won't want to miss that on MTV, September 9th.

--The Clever Cynic
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(Preview)Britney Spears - FREAKSHOW[Posible Demo]


There have been a HOST of new teasers and trailers for Britney Spears. You might be on the lookout for Britney to make a major comeback play in the next few weeks.;)

--The Clever Cynic
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Britney Spears NEW SONG 'STRIPPER' - Video Song - YouTube


Another teaser, apparently Britney is set to make a comeback.

--The Clever Cynic
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NEW Britney Spears Song - Gimme More [official teaser]


Britney Spears may be staging a comeback. Her new single, "Gimme More" is rumored to be on radio stations next week.;) Here is a glimpse of the official teaser.

--The Clever Cynic
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Paris Hilton Settles a Lawsuit Out of Court



Paris Hilton reached an agreement in a recent lawsuit. According to Life&Style, rival socialite Zeta Graff had claimed that Paris had planted stories about her to defame her character. The two managed to settle the matter and they all went went on their merry way.


Leona Helmsley Leaves Her Dog a Whopping 12 Million Dollars



According to an article on telegraph.co.uk, Leona Helmsley left her dog 12 million dollars...wow, wonder what it bought?


Evolution - Lucy Fossil - The Discovery of the Lucy Fossil - Video


The discovery of Lucy. She is about to take a tour of the United States.

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Ethiopian Hominid Fossil - Unlikely to be on Human Lineage


Some background on hominids...Lucy, a now-famous hominid is about to tour the US.

--The Clever Cynic
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Famous Hominid, The Lucy Fossil to Tour The US



According to an article in The Herald Tribune, the famous Lucy Fossil, the will leave Africa for the first time in 3.2 million years...well, if they can locate the U.S. on the world map.;)


Lucy, the first-known hominid is very fragile and there is some controversy about whether she should make the trip.

Human Evolution - Finding Lucy Becoming a Fossil - Lucy Fossil


Amazing.

--The Clever Cynic
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Robot Chicken VS Family Guy - YouTube Comedy Video


CLASSIC.

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Most Common Word in the World - Comedy Video - YouTube


This is great.

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Tip for Facebook and Blogger - Free Way to Spice Up Your Blog



If you are just starting a blog, it can be tough at first until you have built up some content, to have enough to keep your visitors entertained and interest them enough to make them want to come back to your site again and again.

Widgets and Blidgets are a great way to add quick content to your blog to get the ball rolling until you have a lot of content of your own to entertain the masses. All of the colored menus on the both sides of this website are actually "widgets"...anyone can use them on their own pages or websites. You can get the code to embed the code (like I did in this post), or if you use, MySpace, Typepad, Blogger, Facebook, Netvibes, Pageflakes, Google, Freewebs, Hi5, or Picza. You can also e-mail them or publish them directly in a post, like I did in the post above. ;) The nice thing about these widgets is that they open in a new window...that way, your visitors never actually leave your site.;)

They are customizable, so you can change the color, decide how much of the posts to display, choose to include the images and change the layout from "narrow" to "wide." One thing you can not do is to change the content. So look over the websites carefully of the ones you are thinking about using to make sure that you want to include that type of content on your own website. If you choose to use mine all you have to do is click, "Get Widget" at the bottom of the menus. They are a great way to quickly create a website with fun and interesting things to do. The nice thing about them is that you can always delete them when you finally have enough content of your own and need the space for your own creations. You also should look over a lot of the past content to be sure that it is something that you want to use.

Enjoy your blog...

--The Clever Cynic
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Miss Teen USA South Carolina - Comedy Video - YouTube - utube


Hehe.

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Re: Miss Teen USA South Carolina 2007 with Subtitles


Apparently this is becoming a trend...sigh.

--The Clever Cynic
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Big Brother 8 UK - BB makes Housemates a Deal part 1


Here is a peek at what BB8 looks like...UK style.

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Big Brother 8 USA - You're A Mean One, Evel Dick - YouTube Music Video


CLASSIC.

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Big Brother 8 USA - Amber Has a Smaller Vocabulary Than a 5th Grader...or 1st grader


Another testimonial as to the quality of our fine-educational system...sigh. Where is Miss Teen USA SC when you need her?

--The Clever Cynic
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JonasBrothers.TV - Starting Monday Night! - Video


You can view the Jonas Brothers Live ... Monday nights.

--The Clever Cynic
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Baby - Olifantje Mag Voor Het Eerst Naar Buiten


Awwww... it's a baby. One KICKED IT. :( This is an outrage.:O

--The Clever Cynic
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The Hills: Drama With Heidi Montag - Hillary Duff - Britney Spears Custody Battle - Paris Hilton


Some of the latest hot stories.

--The Clever Cynic
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American Idol Winner A Virgin - Amy Winehouse - Cameron Diaz - Britney Spears Under Fire - Madonna's Baby Boy -


The latest gossip.

--The Clever Cynic
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Becoming Miss West Carolina - The Making of a Geography Legend


This goes to show you, stars aren't born, they are made.;)

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Maps- Miss West Carolina Speaks Out - Comedy Video - YouTube - utube


Maps, Maps, Maps.:D Bring the world MAPS.:D I hope America didn't move and someone forgot to tell me.:(

--The Clever Cynic
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The iPhone - A Closer Look - Why Are People Wanting to Unlock Their iPhone? - iPhone Unlocking


There has been a LOT of buzz lately about "unlocking" the iPhone. I'll bet a lot of people are wondering why all the fuss? Take a look at this video...it is a real eye-opener.



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iPhone First Bill $186 - Prima Bolletta - Video de iPhone Bill


This is why everyone is trying to "unlock" thier iPhone

2008 Infiniti G37 Coupe


This car ROCKS.;)

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MMOvie - World of Warcraft Machinima Movie Trailer - Movie Preview


WOW...I am a huge World of Warcraft fan...this looks AWESOME.

--The Clever Cynic
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iPhone Unlocked - Interview on CNN - Unlocking the iPhone


An interview with the mastermind behind the unlocking of the iPhone.

--The Clever Cynic
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Best of the Internet - Bohemian Rhapsody LEGO - Music Video


I havn't given a "Best of the Internet Award" in a long time. I simply havn't seen anything worthy. When I started this blog I vowed to bring my readers the finest the internet has to offer and tonight is no exception. This video wins a Best of the Internet Award because it is pure genius. I have seen TONS of Lego Video Animations...this one rocked my world. Gongrats.

--The Clever Cynic

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David Walker - Dirty Little Secret - Universal Healthcare? Social Security?


An accountant calls America to account. Take a close look.;)

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Big Brother 8 USA 8/28/2007 - Eric Wins POV


Tonight, Zach gave Jessica a wake-up call. He sagely warned her that should Dick and Daniele remain in the house that their unique bond would make them loyal to each other and leave Jessica venerable and open to eviction next week. Later in the show, Evel confided to Daniele that they indeed needed to send Jessica home so they do pose a very-real threat to Jessica.

During the POV (Power of Veto) competition, Eric played like a madman and managed to edge out the others for the win, leaving him holding the POV and the ability to veto Amber or Zach off the block. Ironically, the competition was to find riddles on hidden rats that bore a remarkable resemblance to Eric and feed them to a cat that wore an expression that was strikingly similar to Evel Dick's whenever he thinks he has done something special (which is tediously most of the time...sigh.;) I am not positive that this was an accident.;)

Eric would be smart to play the POV in return for a favor. This is the first season where the houseguests realize that the POV is a powerful bargaining tool and holding it grants almost as much power being HOH. In fact, Zach appealed to Eric to try to get him to use the veto in a backdoor move that would have allowed Jessica to place Dick or Daniele on the block...essentially the plan I proposed for him in my last article...kudos, Zach for a brilliant-strategic move. Amber tried to work a deal that would keep her in the house, but Americans had wanted her nominated and Eric seemed to want to honor their intent.

Unfortunately, for Eric and Amber anyway, Eric failed to use the power of veto. Eric missed the opportunity to end the most-powerful alliance in the house and gain a promise from Zach...one I am positive he would keep and fulfill. I am beginning to think that Eric isn't much of a strategist because he failed a golden opportunity and chose to play it "safe" by not using the POV...what a waste...sigh. Vetoing Zach wouldn't have been contrary to America's wishes and I for onw wouldn't have blamed him for looking out for his best interests.

Jessica is not in a good place going into next week's HOH competition. Zach seems to be coming alive and is arguably the best-strategist in the game. My prediction is that Amber will be sent packing and Zach will remain in the house. Dick and Daniele remember that Amber has an axe to grind about Dustin's eviction and I don't think they want her lurking about in the house.

Zach might be in a really-good position should Evel and Daniele win HOH. I have a feeling that they will try to get Daniele evicted, starting a feud that will leave Zach unnoticed. Eric seems set on being in a final four with Jessica, Evel and Jessica. I don't see that happening unless Eric wins HOH next time around. Had Eric played the POV the game would be in the bag for him and Jessica. As it is, the HOH competition next time will be pivotal. Evel considers his alliance to be himself, Daniele, Eric and Jessica. A lot will depend upon whether Zach and Jameka have the guts to endure the endurance test and how it is structured. A LOT about the game is decided by how the events are constructed to favor weight, height, intelligence or agility. It will be interesting to see how things play out in the next HOH.

There you go...way more than you could possibly want to know about my take on Big Brother 8...Enjoy the show.

--The Clever Cynic
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Forever in My Heart - (an original song) - YouTube Music Video


Many of you will remember this gorgeous singer as the star of the 777 music video. Well, she is back with a new-original song. She has a rich, amazing voice. Someone make her a star.

--The Clever Cynic
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Scandal Sheet: Nick Hogan - Toyota Supra Car Crash At the Scene


Here is a closer look at the accident scene where Nick Hogan suffered that terrible car crash.

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Nick Hogan Car Crash - Video Coverage of Toyata Supra - Nick Hogan Car Crash


The latest on the terrible crash involving Nick Hogan.

--The Clever Cynic
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Nick Hogan Car Accident DailySellOut.com


Just in, Nick Hogan and a friend were injured in a car crash. I hope that everyone will be ok.

--The Clever Cynic
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Nick Hogan car crash - Toyota Supra


I knew from the Hulk Hogan Reality Television Show that Nick Hogan is into cars. I hope that he will be ok.

--The Clever Cynic
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Grover Poops - Potty Training Video - Toilet Training


Celebrate the day you are potty trained. It will probably be the LAST day that people act joyous about your bodily functions.;)

--The Clever Cynic
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For Sam - Potty Training How To Video - Toilet Training


After seeing the Miss Teen USA Pageant I realized that there is a LOT that 1/5 of all American's don't know so I thought I had better start with the basics.

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Go Potty Go Toilet Training Video - Potty Training Video


I must say that I have never seen SO MUCH HAPPINESS as is generated by someone going to the bathroom on their own...WOW. I can see that this is perhaps the biggest event in most-people's lives.:O

--The Clever Cynic
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No More Diapers Potty Training Video - Toilet Training


Since I found out that 1/5 of all Americans can't find the USA on a world map I figured that there are a lot of other things they don't know, so let's start at the beginning.

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Peter Looking for a Potty Training Book - Potty Training How To Book


Hehehe.

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Peter Potty Training Stewie - Potty Training How To VIdeo


HEHEHEHE...

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Potty Training - Toilet Training Video - Potty Training Humor Video


Apparently there is nothing on earth happier than the proud parent of a newly-potty-trained infant.;) "Potty Training" is one of the most-searched terms on the internet. As I always say, the internet is a glamorous place.;)

--The Clever Cynic
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Family Guy - Instructional Video On Toilet Training - Potty Training


Oddly enough, "Potty Training" is one of the most-searched terms on the internet. Apparently parents are quite anxious to get the little bundle of joy going on it's OWN.;)

--The Clever Cynic
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Balls of Fury Featurette - Movie Preview - Balls of Fury


Here is a behind-the-scenes look at the new movie.

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Balls of Fury: Second Video Movie Preview Trailer - Balls of Fury


This movie is about a Ping-Pong Guru that is suckered into a secret mission.;)

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Balls of Fury Video Preview Movie Trailer - Movie Previews Reviews


Here is a look at another cool summer movie. I love movies in the summer as a way to beat the heat.

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Heroes - The Hit Television Show on NBC is Set to Return September 24, 2007



The Television Show Heroes is set to return this fall. I have read conflicting dates on the premiere, but the NBC official site says the following about the premiere:


"Mondays on NBC (9-10 p.m. ET) Premiere date: Monday, September 25 (9-10 p.m. ET). "
You might enjoy taking a look around NBC's official site for the show. You can read interviews, take a look at the cast and check out some video footage of the show...I thought it was a really-awesome official site.;)


Tonight, we are going to take a closer look at this awesome show that always reminds me in a way of my all-time favorite show, "Highlander," because of it's epic scope and feel.


Enjoy the show.


Kung Fu Fighting - Heroes - NBC Television Series - Music Video


Awesome. I can't wait to see Season 2 of Heroes.

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You Know My Name - Heroes NBC - Music Video - YouTube - utube


Don't forget to check out the preview trailers for Season 2 of Heroes over at The Clever Cynic.

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Heroes NBC Series - Season 2 Video Teaser Preview Trailer


I hope that everyone is as pumped as I am about seeing the start of this year's season of "Heroes" on NBC. Here is a sneak peek.

--The Clever Cynic
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NBC Heroes Season 2 Generations Video Preview - Television Show NBC Heroes


It is BACK. I am talking about the awesome series from NBC, "Heroes." Don't miss this season's premiere, September 24, 2007.

--The Clever Cynic
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Heroes - NBC Primetime Preview - Heroes - Preview Season 2 Premieres - September 24, 2007


It is back. I am talking about Heroes, the cool show from NBC about people with extraordinary powers. I can't wait to see the first show.

--The Clever Cynic
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Unlocked iPhone - Technology Phones - iPhone Unlocking


They unlocked the iPhone...now it works with other carriers.;)

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The Kill Point Preview Trailer


A look at the new miniseries The Kill Point. You can catch it Sundays on SpikeTV.

--The Clever Cynic
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Skittles Switch Singing Bunny - Beauty Contest Humor


Bunny in training for the Miss Teen USA Rabbit Competition.

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Miss Teen USA and Geography - An Investigation



Tonight, we embark upon another of my now famous investigations. I know, I know, many of you are already cringing and closing your browsers but I feel that I must go on with the show.

Recently, two things occured that were so lame that it merits a FULL investigation, INCLUDING visuals.

The first lameness was Miss Teen South Carolina's stunning answer to one of those canned questions they ask at beauty pagents to prove that the event isn't all about girls capering around in bikinis. In the interview portion of that mind-numbing event, they asked this witty-young beauty about Americans and Geography. For those of you with a strong stomach, you can read the full-transcript here.

The question was, "One-fifth of Americans can not locate the US on a world map, why do you think this is?" Well, first of all, I wouldn't end a sentence with, "is,";) (Another prime example of just how badly our schools are failing) but that aside, let's continue. Miss Teen South Carolina proceeded to show just how effective our schools actually have become by muddling her way through the question in a series of vagaries and platitudes that would make the YouTube Debate pale by comparison.

The second lameness is the fact that our schools are so pitiful that 1/5 of Americans can not locate the US on a world map. I would venture to say that even fewer Americans can actually express one-fifth as a fraction. (I will investigate our schools another time...I think Miss Teen USA provides enough lameness for one sitting.) I vowed that by the time I was done, every-last-one of my readers would be able to locate that puppy on the world map, BLINDFOLDED.;) They will probably leave this site never to return after tonight's spectacle, but they WILL be able to locate the US on the world map.

Later, in tonight's stunning entertainment, I am actually going to make you watch Miss Teen South Carolina stumble though that question and answer session, so you might start mentally preparing yourself for some mind-boggling stupidity.

I have posted a LOT today, so you will probably want to go to the archive to view the posts that have been pushed from the main page...or not. Afterall, Miss Teen South Carolina's Dazzling Interview is lurking around here somewhere.;)

--The Clever Cynic
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USA USA - On the Map - To the Rescue for Miss Teen South Carolina


Tonight, you are NOT LEAVING HERE until you can locate the USA on a map...so get busy.

--The Clever Cynic
Educating the masses because our schools are lame.
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Lilly: The World Map Master Baby Genius - YouTube Video Miss Teen South Carolina


Lily to the RESCUE. I was getting worried.

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New American Map for Miss Teen USA South Carolina 2007


I know, I know...lets move the countries around on the world map and see if people all over the world still know where they live.:D Awww...this is making me all teary-eyed.:D SUPPORT OUR TROOPS.

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Liberty Map - USA Map for Miss Teen South Carolina


Hear ye, Hear ye, have no fear. Every reader of The Clever Cynic WILL be able to locate the USA on a map. Whew...glad we accomplished that.

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Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina answers a question


Hmmm...I wonder if she can locate the US on a map.:D

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Miss Teen USA's SECOND CHANCE! - Comedy Video from YouTube - utube video


This is CLASSIC.:D hehehe

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Explore the Sky in Google Earth 4.2 - Technology and Science News


A while back, a friend of mine showed me this in action. I couldn't believe it...this is awesome.

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Crisis Core FF7 - Last Trailer - Video Game News - YouTube Game Trailer


This looks AMAZING. :O I have always just played PC games, but I am tempted to buy a PSP just so I can play this.

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Sean Paul 2007 feat Eve: Give It To You - YouTube Music Video - utube videos


A woman who cooks in 4 inch heels...my kind of woman.;)

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Super Tube Debate - YouTube Comedy Video - utube video


Chuggers...classic.;)

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Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus on Teen Choice Awards '07


It is no surprise that Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers cleaned up at the Teen Choice Awards. Congrats.

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♪♫ Miley Cyrus - Hanna Montana Wins the 2007 Teen Choice Award for TV Actress!


Congrats, Miley.

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Big Brother 8 - Eric Finally Kisses Jessica


The big event is at the VERY end of this so if you can't live without seeing Eric make his move, then you will have to be patient.; Eric, you sly dog.:D

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Looking For Group: Slaughter Your World - MMORPG Comedy Video


This is a riot.

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UFO Haiti - UFO VIdeo - Life - Outer Space - Amazing


This is AMAZING.:O

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Desperate Housewives Season 3 in 40 seconds


Tonight we revisit season 3 of Desperate Housewives...I can't wait for season 4.

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Desperate Housewives Season 4 Music Video - Feat. Sean Kingston


This is great. I can't wait for season 4.

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Desperate Housewives 322 - Fav Bits (4)


Tonight, we take an in-depth look at Mysteria Lane. I can't wait for the start of season 4.

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Desperate Housewives Channel 4 Promo by David LaChapelle - Comedy Video - YouTube - utube


Classic.

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Desperate Housewives Season 4 Promo - New Jennifer Lopez Music Track


I can't wait for season 4.;) Here is a sneak preview, inlcuting a new track from Jennifer Lopez.

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The Mole - YouTube Comedy Video - YouTube - Funny - utube




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OFFICIAL Grey's Anatomy - Season 4 Preview


It's BACK.:D Here is a sneak Preview of Grey's Anatomy.

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Big Brother 8 USA - 8/26/2007 - Jessica Nominates Zach and Amber


Tonight, in a surprise move....well, surprising to me at least, Jessica nominated Zach and Amber. I am not totally sure about Jessica's reasoning on this move, but the choice seems ideal for Eric.;) Both he and Jessica are in a secret alliance with Dick and Daniele and I think Eric has a much stronger alliance with those two than Jessica. Jessica had a stronger alliance going with Zach and Eric and I feel that nominating Zach was a huge mistake on her part.

I have a sneaky feeling that our housemole Eric has been working Jessica to the max and I don't doubt that he is watching out for his best interests. Jen did raise some doubt in Jessica's mind about Eric's honesty following his cheap shot when she left the house that Eric had a girlfriend back home that Jessica didn't know about. As I wrote in my last article, sometimes it is best to just keep your mouth shut. I can't imagine what Eric thought he would gain by slamming Jen on her way out of the house.

Since Jessica is HOH this week, she can't compete next week and that will leave her wide-open for a slam from Dick and Daniele. She also didn't make any friends by nominating Zach and Amber. Her only hope is for Eric to win HOH, but Eric isn't exactly a powerhouse at competitions. If either Dick or Daniele win HOH, their choices for nomination are narrow and the father-daughter bond is tight...Jessica had better have a backdoor strategy in mind.

Jessica managed to pretty much sever her ties with everyone in the house except for Dick, Daniele and Eric. Her only hope is if she has a backdoor plan in mind for Daniele and hopes to put her on the block should she, Zach or Amber win the POV. If Jessica wins the POV she could mirror Danile's brilliant move last week and veto Zach and replace him with Daniele.

The problem with this plan, is that I am not sure that she has this in mind. At the end of the show she indicated that she still has an alliance with Dick and Daniele and doesn't feel the need to eliminate either of them at this time...in my opinion, she has a very-shaky alliance with them at best. A lot depends upon who wins the POV. If the right person wins, and America does not vote to have Eric vote against Amber, things could still go all right for Jessica if she puts Daniele on the block. The best thing that could happen for Jessica is if Amber wins the POV and she is forced to nominate Daniele.:) In fact, that may be her plan and that way her nomination of Daniele seems "forced.";)

In the next POV competition we will find out just how well Zach can play the game. If he manages to win POV, he might well wind up at the very end in the final two.

Tonight's competition was for clothing and it was split boys against girls. The players had to undress under a sudsing machine as they hung the clothing up to dry to unscramble words using the letters sewn to their clothing. I think Big Brother planned this competition long ago in case Nick was still in the house and had still not washed his hair.;)

The next POV competition is crucial. The person who wins the POV will have tremendous power in deciding the outcome of the game, so it ought to be very-interesting to watch.

Tonight, Amber indicated that she would love to be a model...sigh...sigh...sigh. Big Brother was merciless in making fun of her by showing scenes of her in a bikini and stuffing her face. America is the only country on earth where every average-looking woman thinks she should be a model hehe.;)

There you go...way more than you could possibly want to know about my analysis of Big Brother 8...enjoy the show.

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Tip for MySpace Layout and Bloggers - Free Stuff to Spice up Your Blog



If you are just starting a blog, it can be tough at first until you have built up some content, to have enough to keep your visitors entertained and interest them enough to make them want to come back to your site again and again.

Widgets and Blidgets are a great way to add quick content to your blog to get the ball rolling until you have a lot of content of your own to entertain the masses. All of the colored menus on the both sides of this website are actually "widgets"...anyone can use them on their own pages or websites. You can get the code to embed the code (like I did in this post), or if you use, MySpace, Typepad, Blogger, Facebook, Netvibes, Pageflakes, Google, Freewebs, Hi5, or Picza. You can also e-mail them or publish them directly in a post, like I did in the post above. ;) The nice thing about these widgets is that they open in a new window...that way, your visitors never actually leave your site.;)

They are customizable, so you can change the color, decide how much of the posts to display, choose to include the images and change the layout from "narrow" to "wide." One thing you can not do is to change the content. So look over the websites carefully of the ones you are thinking about using to make sure that you want to include that type of content on your own website. If you choose to use mine all you have to do is click, "Get Widget" at the bottom of the menus. They are a great way to quickly create a website with fun and interesting things to do. The nice thing about them is that you can always delete them when you finally have enough content of your own and need the space for your own creations. You also should look over a lot of the past content to be sure that it is something that you want to use.

Enjoy your blog...

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Halloween - Movie Preview Trailer - Movie Opens 8/31/2007 - Movie Trailers


Looks awesome. This would be a great way to spend a hot afternoon. Don't forget the popcorn.;)

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Ron Paul Makes Sense - Politics Presidential Election


Well, of course he does.;)

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The Hottest State Video Movie Preview Trailer - YouTube Movie


Here is a look at the movie, "The Hottest State." At the rate we are going, soon all the states will be hot.;)

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Kitty Said What? - Morphing Kittens


I am posting this in honor of Elmo...the world's cheesiest cat.:D

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Backstreet Boys Reunite - Interview


Apparently it is reunion time for the Backstreet Boys. Here is the scoop.

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Heidi Montag's Single - Jessica SImpson - Paris Hilton's New Fashion Line - Jennifer Aniston Signs for New Movie


Some of the latest news.

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Paris Hilton Another Tape? - The Latest News


The latest news scoop.

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Paris Hilton to Nicole Richie - On Nicole Richie Goes to Jail


The stint lasted about an hour ... lol.

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Beyonce Malfunction - Hot Sexy Video from YouTube


Wow.

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GOOD Magazine: Bono: A Brief History


This is awesome.

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The Carrot Song - Free YouTube Video - utube


I am guessing that some mom had trouble getting her kid to eat carrots.;)

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Amy Winehouse Leaves Her Retreat -- Allegedly in Scrape



In an article on TMZ.com you will not want to miss, they discuss Amy Winehouse post retreat.


Amy Winehouse Talks About Her Latest Problem


Here Amy Winehouse talks about her stomach.

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Amy Winehouse - Rehab - It Was a RETREAT


AHEM...it was a RETREAT...NOT rehab...sigh.

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Kid Nation Auditions in Cleveland, OH


Well I must say the show had a LOT of people who wanted IN.;)

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Kid Nation Promo - Video Preview Trailer


We took a look at this now-controversial show a while back...I saw this coming ;) tonight we revisit the show.
Some claim that the kids worked too many hours per day...hmm sounds like BLOGGING.:D

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Kid Nation -- A Closer Look - YouTube Video


Here is Fox's look at the show.

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kid nation audition video


Turn back...TURN BACK...hehe.

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Amy Winehouse in Another Scrape



According to an article on TMZ, Amy Winehouse left retreat after just a few days and got into a row with her husband after he found herself cutting herself...sigh. They actually said she left "rehab" but as we all know, Amy went on RETREAT.;) They tried to send her to rehab but she said , "no, no, no."

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Expert Debate CBS' Kid Nation on Star Jones Show - A Closer Look


Star takes a look into Kid Nation.

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Casting a Reality Television Show for Kids


Wow, this sounds strangely familiar.:D

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Kid Nation Under Legal Pressure Following the Filming of the New Series



I am sure Kid Nation SOUNDED like a great idea...right? Well, the New Mexico Attorney General is looking into the matter to see if the kids were treated fairly under state law, according to an article on E!. Sounds like it is getting complicated.;)


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Nicole Richie JAILED...for a whopping 82 Minutes...Wow



Nicole Richie was jailed yesterday and is free again today. In fact, she was free again in less time than it takes to find a good parking spot in New York City. I have waited for food in restaurants with slow service that took longer than it took for Nicole Richie to pay her debt to society for her driving violation.:O


Brand New Britney Spears Song - Everyday - Britney Spears Music Video


This is a brand-new Britney Spears Song.

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Brand New Britney Spears Song - Lyrics



According to AOL music, an new song by Britney Spears surfaced on the Internet. The article includes the full lyrics, so you may want to go check it out.


Teenager Unlocks the iPhone So it Can Be Used With Any Carrier, Not Just AT&T



According to an article on AOL money & finance, a teenager managed to use a soldering iron adapt his iPhone so that it works with other carriers besides AT&T.


I think this same technology was used to adapt celebrity ankle-sobriety bracelets.;)



Charleston Style - Daft Punk Video Production Remix Video - YouTube Videos


Daft Punk Fans...don't miss the full-feature story on Daft Punk over at The Video Surfer.

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Crocs - Croc VIdeo - They are the True Survivors of Nature


If global warming continues to escalate I am willing to bet that the crocs and aligators will still be around.;)

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First//Look: Microsoft's Tafiti (beta)


Hmm another plug-in required. This does look amazing though. And bear in mind that Microsoft can PACKAGE the plug in as a required update.;) or package it with all new installs.:D

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Inside Digital Photo TV - Nikon D80 - Digital Imaging


This is going to really make digital imagery POP. Here is a closer look. This ROCKS.

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Big Brother 8 USA 8/23/2007 - Jen Goes Home, Jessica Wins HOH


In a unanimous vote plus some, Jen was evicted from the Big Brother House. In a Big Brother first, Jen received a penalty vote toward eviction when she broke the rules by eating something other than slop.

Jen also got into a fracas with Evel Dick about his smoking. He is always rudely blowing smoke in her face, and I can't blame her for calling him out about it. She went on to destroy his stash of cigarettes. In a way I think it may have been a last-ditch effort to get him to lose his temper and break the rules...if there are actually still any rules to break.;)

To be honest, I am not sure it made any difference about the slop. Jen was going home anyway and had I been in her shoes I would have had steak, salad, onion rings and a Coke, because as she correctly guessed, it no longer mattered. I can guarantee you that if I had been sure I was going home, I would not be eating any slop, so I have to say that I admire her moxy.;) As she left the house, Eric gave a cheap, parting-shot in the back that they were as glad to see her go as she was to be leaving. I can't say that that scored any points with me and probably cost Eric Jen's vote should he make the final two...not a smart move...sigh. I am also not a big fan of "in the back" parting cheap shots but that may be Eric's style...that and cross dressing. Big Brother did ask Eric tonight about his tendency to don women's clothing and he didn't actually deny that it is a regular event.

Amber and Daniele left the house to compete on a game show in New York City. Big Brother hinted tonight that one of them did well as a contestant and will reveal the results on Sunday night's show. They also asked fans to suggest someone for Eric to try to get nominated for eviction. I am guessing that America will choose Amber again...apparently America hates a crybaby. Had America not been involved, I have a feeling that Jessica would put Evel on the block alongside Daniele, now I am not so sure.

With the American wild card coming into play, it is harder to predict who will be nominated. If Eric presses too hard to keep Evel off the block, Jessica may become suspicious and realize that Eric is in a secret alliance with Evel and Daniele...not a very-smart place to be for Eric to be at this point I might add. Sooner or later Eric had better turn on them or it will be too late. Both Evel and Daniele are tough competitors and I can't see Eric beating either one in a head-to-head match.

If I were Jessica, I would play my own game at this point, ignore Eric, and put Daniele on the block alongside Jameka...the ultimate Big Brother Pawn. Jameka doesn't know it, but losing the ability to compete for HOH was the best strategy move in the game.;) I would be tempted to put Amber on the block because I am so sick of her crying, but I could tolerate the crying for another week to get rid of Daniele, the TOUGHEST competitor in the house. Worst case scenario would be that Daniele would win the POV and then Evel goes up in her place and goes home...win-win either way. If anyone besides Dick and Daniele still hope to win at this point, they had better break up the relatives ... FAST.

There you go...way more than you could possibly want to know about my assessment of Big Brother, my love of onion rings and my personal take on the game...

--The Clever Cynic
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The Starter Wife- Webisode 1


Tonight, a look back on "The Starter Wife." If you missed it it will be out on DVD sometime soon.

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The Starter Wife- Webisode 2 - YouTube Video


Tonight, a look back on the hot mini-series of the summer, "The Starter Wife" that aired on USA this summer.

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The Starter Wife: Inspiration to Start Over


Tonight, we look back on "The Starter Wife," a mini-series that aired this summer on USA.

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Fashion Trends - Emma Watson at Kitson - Shopping


Emma Watson of Harry Potter fame on a shopping spree at Kitson.

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Emma Watson Harry Potter Interview - YouTube Video - utube


Emma Watson is on her way to superstardom. Tonight, we take a closer look.

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Emma Watson and Rupert Grint interview


Emma Watson is on her way to becoming a teen idol, following her run in the Harry Potter films. Here is a closer look.

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Feat - Emma Watson- Baby Come Back to Me - Vanessa Hudgens


Emma Watson is developing quite a fan following...here is a closer look.

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Beyonce Talks About Her Famous Fall - YouTube Video


Beyonce took an awful fall a recent concert and got right back up and went on with the show...you have to admire a woman like that.;)

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Beyonce Talks About New Album - Beautiful Women in Music


Beyonce fans have something to cheer about. Here Beyonce talks about her upcoming album.

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America's Got Talent Ventriloquist Terry Fator Unforgettable


Terry Fater...winner of this year's America's Got Talent. Grats, Terry.

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Hott 4 Hill feat. Taryn Southern - Hot Sexy Beautiful Women in Politics


Tonight a look at how this year's election is heating up.;)

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Hot Women in Politics - Crush on Obama - Hot Sexy Women in Politics


Tonight we take a look at some of the hottest women in politics.

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Obama Girl vs...McCain Mama? -Beautiful Women in Politics


The election is heating up...and I mean in a good way.;) Tonight we take a look at hot women in politics.

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Beautiful Women in Politics - Debate '08: Obama Girl vs Giuliani Girl


It is the battle of the hotties in politics. Tonight, an investigation into hot women in politics...including Hillary Clinton.:D

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"I Got a Crush...On Obama" By Obama Girl - Beautiful Women


Apparently Obama has some HOT fans.:D Word has it that he isn't too thrilled by her affections.:D

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Scandal Sheet: Hayden Panettiere - Beautiful Women


Apparently everyone is catching on that the "DUI thing" is a publicity stunt.;) I must say Hayden Panettiere has STYLE.;)

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Hillary Clinton is Hot - Comedy Video from YouTube - Beautiful Women?


Hehehe.

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Stardust Trailer - Video Movie Trailer - YouTube


Nobody crosses the wall...ohhh spooky.

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Stardust Video Movie Preview Trailer - UK Version


If you are looking for something cool to do this hot weekend, you may want to check out Stardust. Don't forget the popcorn.:D

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Jesse Searches for Kristen Bell - YouTube Comedy Video


This is great.

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Jesse Meets Kristen Bell - YouTube Comety Video


Hehe.

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An Investigation Into the Word, "Metrosexual."



Tonight, I embark once more upon one of my now-famous investigations. Don't panic. This will not turn as ugly as the time I did the investigation into women who sing about their ovaries, so sit back, relax and enjoy the show.

Encarta defines Metrosexual as:

Definition:

--young straight stylish urban man: a young, straight, sensitive urban man who is unashamed to enjoy good clothes, stylish living, the art of decorating, and improving his personal appearance.

With that in mind...proceed...

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