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Drama swirls around Paris Hilton in jail like when divebombing doves spot a new suit and with about as much mess to clean up...sigh.
The past few days had been busy ones around the cell block. According to an article on Yahoo News, Paris confided to Barbara Walters that she has found God, (apparently they include a map in the jail kit) and that she feels that jail was a message from the Almighty to change her ways. She went on to tell Barbara that, "I used to act dumb. It was an act. I am 26 years old, and that act is no longer cute." Apparently, Paris is planning to embark upon some serious acting upon her release because I must say her performance up to now has been totally convincing. This may be the reason that her agents announced that they would no longer be representing Paris, who knows.
The Sheriff who released Paris is also under fire about possibly giving preferential treatment to our newly-saved. He may be able to save his own ass if he announces that God told him to help give Paris a new start...hopefully he thinks of it.;) Although, I doubt he will get a call from Barbara.
I am about to tell you how to make more money than you ever thought possible on the Internet. What you do is buy a tremendous quantity of iPodNanos and a huge quantity of laptops. Then you give a laptop or iPod to every visitor to your site. How do I know this works?
Tonight, as I have been out gathering the very best of the internet for your entertainment pleasure, I have already won 14 laptops and 114 iPodNanos. I was too busy blogging to collect them...but I was ASSURED that I had won. One woman kept telling me in a really sexy voice that I had won an iPod. (I must be a stud) Since these sites seem to be successful the key must be to give away expensive electronics.
Then, you create a lottery and all people have to do to enter is to exist and have a valid e-mail address. You send everyone an E-mail...everyone is a winner and you give away billions.
How do you make money this way? Well, I haven't figured that part out yet. I told you it would take some work on your part.;)
The Simple Life started off well enough this season. In the "Big Primpin" episode, the fitness director who was hosting that week's camp totally stole the show. She had to be one of the most gorgeous women I have ever seen and made Paris and Nicole look like stale campers.
The next episode: "Pageant Girls Just Want to Have Fun" reminded me that an infectious disease is spreading across America. We pay huge attention to health problems and diseases abroad, yet we ignore one of the most tragic illnesses sweeping across our country. Yes, I am talking about beauty pageants for kids and their equally-sickening sidekick--beauty pageant schools.
Mothers all over this country are parading their kids around painted like mini-streetwalkers sporting dubious "talents" that are little more than stupid pet tricks and everyone just ignores the problem. Maybe if we ignore them alltogether they will stop this sick nightmare...we can only hope.