Nothing like the Commode Fairy to brighten one's day.
--The Clever Cynic, (or a reasonable facsimile), http://theclevercynic.blogspot.com/
According to an article from ABC News, Paris Hilton's released date has been officially set for June 26th. That means that she has spent approximately 276 hours behind bars (give or take release time for a mysterious-medical condition).
This means, if you believe rumors that Paris and her mom were shopping the rights to the first post-release interview for 1.2 million, she made about $4,700 per hour in jail. Not bad pay for answering fanmail. Add in the $800,000 for the Hard Rock Cafe appearance and it goes to about $7,700 per hour. No wonder she wants to reform.;)
--The Clever Cynic, http://theclevercynic.blogspot.com/