The Clever Cynic: Possible Spoiler...The Bachelor


<---I managed to get my hands a secret photo of next years bachelor.

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<----Ever wonder who writes all those singles ads on the internet?
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<----This would be a perfect candidate to be on The Bachelor TV show. Isn't she just perfect?

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<-----Paris goe in for Britney's new look.

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The Clever Cynic: Reality Television: Dancing With the Stars

Ian and Cheryl went home tonight...I think evevyone was tired of all that bad hair.

The Clever Cynic--Reality Television: Dancing With the Stars

Tonight's Dancing With the Stars ROCKED. It is pretty tough at this point to predict a winner and I must say they all really brought it tonight.

1. Apollo and his partner really rocked it with their sexy Latin number...I must say Julianne can move it when she needs to. ;) They are my odds-on favorite to win in the final round. Pluses: Both are athletic and Julianne is just gorgeous. They get the vote from the young crowd. I see them finishing first in my exacta.

2..Ian and Cheryl finally got smart and covered Ian's hair........thank god. Pluses: Cheryl knows how to take her man all the way. She and her partner won the past two seasons. I see them finishing 3th though in my exacta.

3. Joey and Kim were the time they performed the judges just sort of gave up and gave everyone...even the audience a "10" and copped out to let the viewers decide. Pluses....Kym can shake can Joey...unfortunately he has a lot to shake. But he moves well for a big guy ... gotta give him that. I rank them second behind Apolo and Julianne but they may well finish 4th.

4. Laila and Max were good but played it a bit safe. I am not sure if that was enough to fire those votes. I place them 4th overall.

I must say though it was tough to call.......they all really rocked it out.

--The Clever Cynic,

The Clever Cynic--Reality Television: The Bachelor

Sometimes the best things we watch or view are the worst. "The Bachelor," a reality television show on ABC is one of those rare gems that is just so sickening it is actually entertaining. The plot isn't taxing so you can "watch" it while you do other stuff like wash your dog or cut those balls of fuzz off of your sweaters. (Does anyone still even wear sweaters?)

The scenario is simple...25 women compete for one man. I have to say NOW you have my attention. ;) This show is thoroughly worth least the first night. After that you can tune in the first 10 minutes until you feel like you are about to puke again and tune back out. I really would watch dogs puke on television if I thought I would learn something. Actually, I think I watched wolves on National Geographic feed their young once by puking, so in a way I have actually done that. Just think of The Bachelor as an educational program about women except you do the puking. Besides some of the women are hot so that is an added bonus. ;)

It is refreshing to watch because women, who are USUALLY much better at relationships than men, are forced to take the role of aggressor. They immediately begin to do all of the things they claim they hate when men do them. ;) It is refreshing to watch because men act like fools over women all the time so there would be nothing to learn from that. Between making fools of themselves both physically and emotionally they try to claw the eyes out of the other women...apparently this makes for good television.

I do get a little suspicions though about the bachelors they choose. What rich, athletic, good-looking guy (and is usually a doctor to boot) has THAT MUCH TROUBLE finding a girlfriend? Hmm, he needs to read this blog apparently. On the same note, what reasonably attractive women in the USA can't find a guy? My mouth literally falls open when I try to fathom it. Oh sorry I forgot they are looking for Mr. Perfect .....I guess that is why they call it "reality television." It is the only place you can find anyone perfect.

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