The Clever Cynic: UAE Internet Cafe Crowd

Greetings Clever Readers in the UAE.;)

A good friend from the UAE told me that you like to hang out here while you are in the internet cafe and use this site to search Google, so I made the Google Search Box larger and easier to use. Thanks for hanging out here. Thanks, Morningirl for all the feedback.

--The Clever Cynic,


The Clever Cynic: Reality Television Shear Genius

Tyson and Tabitha (it has a nice ring to it doesn't it?) were voted off Shear Genius last night. The cute couple both dyed their hair black and were last seen atop a wedding cake at a Goth wedding for the asexual.

Questions to ponder...

1. Did anyone else notice that Tyson and Tabitha looked like a married couple? Married couples over time start to look and act like each other...same hair, same look, same hatred, same EGO, same dislike of sunlight. The ironic thing was it was a show about wedding hair. Had they done the bride, maid of honor and mother of the bride with the same style they (Tyson and Tabitha) would have at least matched.

2. Why is Jacklyn Smith HOSTING THIS SHOW??? I touched on this in an earlier post but this needs more EMPHASIS. It is like watching a Mom leading a Girl Scout meeting, although she is a far cry above Todd Oldham the host of Top Design. A GOOD choice for next season would be Kelly Wearstler. Don't know who she is? She was one of the judges on Top Design, is a top interior designer, is SMOKING HOT, always wears different wild hair, has this voice that can shatter glass but is somehow very sexy and is a former centerfold...need I say more? Wanna know more? Google her. You won't be sorry she is one of the most-beautiful women in the universe. ;)

--The Clever Cynic,


The Clever Cynic: The Best of the Internet--Yahoo Answers

<---This is my buddy Dozer. What does he have to do with Yahoo Answers? Well, read on and I will tell you.
The Clever Cynic brings you the best of the Internet and tonight is no exception. For those of you who don't know, Yahoo Answers is a service brought to you by Yahoo. It is a place where you can go to find information that you are not able to find on your own, that you are just too lazy to find on your own, or are smart enough to have other people find FOR YOU.;) That is how I came to discover Yahoo Answers. The key to success is to have other people do your work for you...they call it capitalism and I think it is the greatest invention of all time. I capitalize upon Yahoo Answers all the time. :)
Yahoo Answers is amazing really. You pose a has to be SHORT (I think a bit too short for much flexibility) but I overlook this tedious aspect because people are about to do my work for me. Then you post your question...this part is risky because you have no idea what answer you might get. The fascinating thing is that you can set up a mail alert to notify you when the people who hang there decide to favor you with some question answer lovin'. I never have to wait more than a couple of minutes. The answers vary and there is usually one really excellent answer. In fact, you get to choose the best answer to your question and they are awarded points that lead to perks like judging other peoples answers and being a little Yahoo Answers Demi-God. You will be amazed how many answers you get...from both the gifted and the insane.
This trick-little service is not without a price. That is where my buddy Dozer comes in.;) Generally there is an asshat or two that will post something really obnoxious...that is why I take Dozer with me when I go there. ;) As you can see from his expression he "wuvs" me and you can imagine how little he likes people who don't. ;) One guy actually posted that, "he kills people like me." See that big smile on Dozer's face? He ate the little douchebag that posted that comment.
So grab your big-assed dog and go check out Yahoo Answers. It is a real blast...if you ignore the idiots, asshats and losers (which these days seems to be most of the people who don't read this blog.) Most of the answer junkies who post there are really cool and I highly recommend it.

The Clever Cynic: Comments Update

I went back through all of your comments today and left a return comment on everyone's comment. The Clever Cynic is written for YOU and I do value each and every comment I if you left a comment be sure to browse back through the archive to see the response.

The Clever Cynic: Just When You Thought the Internet Wasn't Cheesy Enough

Just when you thought that the Internet was just about as cheesy as it can get, comes an amazing new website:

Apparently, lots of people tune in everyday to view this live feed of aging cheese. Be sure to check it out. It shows you just how little you actually have to do to entertain people. There is even a time-lapse video available on YouTube. I had all the excitement I could handle in one day just from the live feed I didn't opt for the time-lapse segment of the program. But if cheese is your thing, knock yourself out.

--The Clever Cynic

The Clever Cynic: Lost...Are They Being Set up Again?

I must admit that I was a bit surprised by Charlie's selflessness tonight. A part of me was glad he didn't drown. I don't think I would have been shouting there though until I knew for sure exactly what I was up against.

Do you think the passengers are being set up again by Juliet? For some reason I still don't trust her.

--The Clever Cynic

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