Stop the Clash of Civilizations

As many of you already know I am a huge advocate of World Peace. This is an excellent video and thankfully contains no ovarian references whatsoever. In fact, I have had enough of ovaries to last me a lifetime.

Eszter Ovary - 1996 Olympics Team Optionals - Floor Ex

And now...for a change of pace...a gymnast named, you guessed it...Ovary.

Kasabian - Ovary Stripe (live reading -04)

This band doesn't sing about their ovaries either. In fact, they don't sing at all. What they need is a VOCALIST.


Sadly, this woman is not singing about her ovaries...HOWEVER, this girl is named Ovary and can SING. Apparently, she wants to be a punk-rock girl and I must say she is better than 99% of the indie rockers. SO SOMEONE MAKE HER A STAR. ;)

Big Ovaries, Baby! [Blue Mama Black Son]

And on a lighter note...more ovarian humor.

Dear Ovaries (original)

As you may have guessed the theme of the day is ovaries...yup, you heard me right...OVARIES. This is how it all started. This video was featured as a pick of the day...and I must say she sings quite nicely. So I got to thinking is this an isolated incident, or are a large number of women obsessed with, and singing about, their ovaries. That is how this all began. It is kind of like you spot a tiny damp spot on the ceiling of your livingroom and think..."hmmmm." So you pick up something handy like a pool cue and poke at the spot. Suddenly, you are nearly drowned in a sea of water and refuse from the backed-up toilet in the upstairs bathroom. This is kind of how my investigation into ovaries felt to experience.

So Much Sweetness That My Ovaries Hurt

Warning: do NOT view this video if you are prone toward vomiting. Those with a history of projectile vomiting when they view home video of a doting mother, showing off her VERY-average (and I am being kind here) kid, in a voice that sounds like a nasty mix of cotton candy and pancake syrup, should consult their doctor before viewing. The problem is that you have to watch this video TWICE. On first viewing it seems sickening, but innocent enough. Upon closer examination you realize that Austin saves the day when he realizes that the mother is so into herself and her reproductive feats that she is allowing the baby to drown in its own vomit. The child probably got sick as a result of having to participate in the filming of this video. I have always felt that it was my duty to spread my seed freely so that the world is not populated solely by people who are unable to figure out the instructions on a package of condoms. However, this video, for a brief moment, made me consider having a vasectomy...for a BRIEF there is still hope for some. ;)

A Fun Webcam for Paris Hilton to Watch

In case Paris gets bored she can watch the famous virtual girl: Rebecca Cam. At night there isn't much action...seems that Rebecca has most of her action during the day. The virtual girl cam is a part of Jacob Kramer's personal website.
--The Clever Cynic,

Jail Cell Where Paris Hilton Is Expected To Serve Sentence

Hey you can check out Paris Hilton's new digs...including her new throne.

Michael Monroe with Axl Rose - Dead, Jail or Rock n' Roll

A little rock for Paris

Jail Bird (Cockatoo opens locked cage from the inside)

This is a "how to" video for Paris

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