Leonid the Magnificent is Back for Season Two on America's Got Talent

That's right...Leonid the Magnificent is back again this season on America's Got Talent. What the viewers probably don't know is that Leonid has come a LONG way since last season. If you check out the following two clips you can see that Leonid has added a bevy of GORGEOUS women to his act. If he can pull off an act like the two in the following two clips, he just may win this season.

I have had a lot of tech problems tonight on YouTube so I had to use another source and it had some bugs...so thanks to those who bore with me through all the multiple clip posts.. I normally have "the knack" without the social ineptness normally associated with having "the knack".....but not tonight.

--The Clever Cynic

Leonid the Magnificent &Hollywood

Leonid the Magnificent Leopatra, Hollywood

Leonid the Magnificent &Leopatra

Leonid the Magnificent and his musical revue Leo-Leopatra

Leonid this man's crazy

And more Leonid.

Russian Freak in America

He is back for season 2. That's right, controversial star from season 1, Leonid the Magnificant advanced to round 2 last night on America's Got Talent.

Leonid the Magnificent and dance duet OT

I must say Leonid can pick out some FINE ladies for his act...he may just win this year he has come a LONG way.

The Amazing Leonid

In case you missed Leonid last season.

Sophie Monk interview

I must say she is stunning.;)

Sophie Monk playing flutes with her nose

Apparently Sophie will do about anything. But, at least this time it is flutes and not cheeseburgers.

Sophie Monk Swimming Pool Scene

IS THAT A CHEESEBURGER?

Sophie Monk was Named as One of Australia's Sexiest Vegetarians...BUT IS SHE REALLY?

Sophie Monk was named as one of Australia's sexiest vegetarians, according to an article by the Herald Sun.

HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. In the preceding video Sophie Monk is TAKING A BIG BITE OUT OF A CHEESEBURGER, AND LIKING IT. This is an OUTRAGE.:O

--The Clever Cynic, INVESTIGATIVE REPORTER

Polar Bear Golf

Now EVERYONE is trying to make the open...sigh.

Pre-teen Girl Qualifies for U.S. Open

Here is some news that should depress you. There is a 12 year-old girl that can probably clobber you at golf. According to an article on Yahoo! Sports, she scored well enough in qualifying rounds to make the tourney. Golfers I am happy I could make your day.;) I managed to get this exclusive drawing of her victory celebration....enjoy.;)

--The Clever Cynic

Sheriff Says That Paris Hilton's Life Was "Definately in Danger"

In an article over at TMZ, they quoted the sheriff in the Paris Hilton Jail Mess as saying that,"When people are not functioning normally, they're not eating normally, they don't have a sense balance in their lives, God only knows what could happen." Hmm...sounds to me like your normal-everyday CELEBRITY.;)

--The Clever Cynic

BODY ART by susan shup

Wow...art can be ANYTHING these days I guess.;)