Skittles Switch Singing Bunny - Beauty Contest Humor

Bunny in training for the Miss Teen USA Rabbit Competition.

--The Clever Cynic

Miss Teen USA and Geography - An Investigation

Tonight, we embark upon another of my now famous investigations. I know, I know, many of you are already cringing and closing your browsers but I feel that I must go on with the show.

Recently, two things occured that were so lame that it merits a FULL investigation, INCLUDING visuals.

The first lameness was Miss Teen South Carolina's stunning answer to one of those canned questions they ask at beauty pagents to prove that the event isn't all about girls capering around in bikinis. In the interview portion of that mind-numbing event, they asked this witty-young beauty about Americans and Geography. For those of you with a strong stomach, you can read the full-transcript here.

The question was, "One-fifth of Americans can not locate the US on a world map, why do you think this is?" Well, first of all, I wouldn't end a sentence with, "is,";) (Another prime example of just how badly our schools are failing) but that aside, let's continue. Miss Teen South Carolina proceeded to show just how effective our schools actually have become by muddling her way through the question in a series of vagaries and platitudes that would make the YouTube Debate pale by comparison.

The second lameness is the fact that our schools are so pitiful that 1/5 of Americans can not locate the US on a world map. I would venture to say that even fewer Americans can actually express one-fifth as a fraction. (I will investigate our schools another time...I think Miss Teen USA provides enough lameness for one sitting.) I vowed that by the time I was done, every-last-one of my readers would be able to locate that puppy on the world map, BLINDFOLDED.;) They will probably leave this site never to return after tonight's spectacle, but they WILL be able to locate the US on the world map.

Later, in tonight's stunning entertainment, I am actually going to make you watch Miss Teen South Carolina stumble though that question and answer session, so you might start mentally preparing yourself for some mind-boggling stupidity.

I have posted a LOT today, so you will probably want to go to the archive to view the posts that have been pushed from the main page...or not. Afterall, Miss Teen South Carolina's Dazzling Interview is lurking around here somewhere.;)

--The Clever Cynic

USA USA - On the Map - To the Rescue for Miss Teen South Carolina

Tonight, you are NOT LEAVING HERE until you can locate the USA on a get busy.

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Educating the masses because our schools are lame.

Lilly: The World Map Master Baby Genius - YouTube Video Miss Teen South Carolina

Lily to the RESCUE. I was getting worried.

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New American Map for Miss Teen USA South Carolina 2007

I know, I know...lets move the countries around on the world map and see if people all over the world still know where they live.:D Awww...this is making me all teary-eyed.:D SUPPORT OUR TROOPS.

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Liberty Map - USA Map for Miss Teen South Carolina

Hear ye, Hear ye, have no fear. Every reader of The Clever Cynic WILL be able to locate the USA on a map. Whew...glad we accomplished that.

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Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina answers a question

Hmmm...I wonder if she can locate the US on a map.:D

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Miss Teen USA's SECOND CHANCE! - Comedy Video from YouTube - utube video

This is CLASSIC.:D hehehe

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Explore the Sky in Google Earth 4.2 - Technology and Science News

A while back, a friend of mine showed me this in action. I couldn't believe it...this is awesome.

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Crisis Core FF7 - Last Trailer - Video Game News - YouTube Game Trailer

This looks AMAZING. :O I have always just played PC games, but I am tempted to buy a PSP just so I can play this.

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Sean Paul 2007 feat Eve: Give It To You - YouTube Music Video - utube videos

A woman who cooks in 4 inch kind of woman.;)

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Super Tube Debate - YouTube Comedy Video - utube video


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Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus on Teen Choice Awards '07

It is no surprise that Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers cleaned up at the Teen Choice Awards. Congrats.

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♪♫ Miley Cyrus - Hanna Montana Wins the 2007 Teen Choice Award for TV Actress!

Congrats, Miley.

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Big Brother 8 - Eric Finally Kisses Jessica

The big event is at the VERY end of this so if you can't live without seeing Eric make his move, then you will have to be patient.; Eric, you sly dog.:D

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Looking For Group: Slaughter Your World - MMORPG Comedy Video

This is a riot.

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UFO Haiti - UFO VIdeo - Life - Outer Space - Amazing

This is AMAZING.:O

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Desperate Housewives Season 3 in 40 seconds

Tonight we revisit season 3 of Desperate Housewives...I can't wait for season 4.

Desperate Housewives Season 4 Music Video - Feat. Sean Kingston

This is great. I can't wait for season 4.

Desperate Housewives 322 - Fav Bits (4)

Tonight, we take an in-depth look at Mysteria Lane. I can't wait for the start of season 4.

Desperate Housewives Channel 4 Promo by David LaChapelle - Comedy Video - YouTube - utube


Desperate Housewives Season 4 Promo - New Jennifer Lopez Music Track

I can't wait for season 4.;) Here is a sneak preview, inlcuting a new track from Jennifer Lopez.

The Mole - YouTube Comedy Video - YouTube - Funny - utube

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