In Case You Missed It: Britney Spears Makes Webstatement

In case you missed it, Britney Spears published a web message...oh boy.

In this revealing missive, Britney says that, "Till this day I don't think that it was alcohol or depression," the 25-year-old pop star writes. "I was like a bad kid running around with ADD (attention deficit disorder)." I am glad to learn that it wasn't all that booze, that it is a "learning disorder"...WHEW. What a relief.

The article added that Ms. Spears was seen out and about with Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan. She didn't say what disorder those two have, but I am sure it isn't alcohol related. ;)

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10-Year-Old Boy Slays Giant Wooly Mammoth With Pellet Gun

Hey, I can spot a trend when I see one. ;)

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People are going Hog Wild About the Supposedly 1051 Pound Wild Hog Shot by a Boy With a Pistol

Supposedly, an 11 year-old boy shot a record-breaking wild hog, weighing in at 1051 pounds, using a Smith and Wesson...you can see the photo and details here. There has already been a lot of scepticism. (Imagine that..I think even the wild hog is sceptical ;))

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