Tonight I Conducted an Investigation Into Weddings...it Turned UGLY

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Tonight an article on Yahoo News caught my eye. The title is, "GREEDY COUPLE CASHES IN AFTER THEIR WEDDING SHOWER." In the article, they discuss a letter to "Dear Abby" describing one couple's disgraceful attempt to turn their wedding into a personal fund-raising event.

I was shocked by this article...well not really shocked, I have been pretty much impossible to shock post-kindergarten, but I did think it would make a good blogfest.;)

So I donned my protective clothing and hip boots and headed out to dredge up the truth about weddings and why couples celebrating holy matrimony become literally brain-dead and perform seemingly-insane acts as they prepare to finally have sex sanctioned by the legal and moral codes of their respective cultures, instead of having to sneak around anymore behind thier parents backs.;)

What I found was so disturbing, so unsettling that I must warn you before you proceed. This turned even uglier than my investigation into women singing about their ovaries. You have been WARNED...proceed at your own risk.

--The Clever Cynic, http://theclevercynic.blogspot.com/
E-mail: the_clever_cynic@yahoo.com

Setos Wedding

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Now THIS is a wedding.;)

OUR WEDDING part #9: Me and my girlfriend

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The fact that there are at LEAST 8 other parts to this, quite frankly, SCARES ME.

Cartoon Wedding Item Presentation

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From her expression, I think this one even made the bride sick.;)

Wedding Presentation in Cartoon Animation

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Yes, this corruption has even surfaced in Singapore.

Wedding Cartoon Animation (Romantic story)

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Hmm...this is GREAT, if you can stand "sappy."

Sleeping Beauty - Lunacy Fringe

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WOW, this is AMAZING. DANG, this is actually an AWESOME video. Amazing what you stumble across when you are hunting sappy-marriage footage.

joy wedding cartoon

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Hahahaha...I can see why thisis by Cheeze productions, it is SO CHEESY. Someone, MAKE IT STOP.

Wedding Cartoon Animation - Dreamzcoffee.com

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I need one of those bags you find for free on the back of the seat in front of you on airplanes.

My cousin's wedding animation project

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WOW I think these two need to GET A ROOM.:O

wedding anime

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HA...this is actually really-well done.;) But ladies, seriously, see why mean are afraid of commitment? THIS is why.:)

Bomb and Mee Wedding Presentation

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What is there about weddings that make womens'brains die? Tonight I am investigating. This isn't in English but it is still so cheesy it is funny in any language. Hmm this seems to be an international phenomenon...matters are even worse even than I suspected...sigh.

The Clintons Release a Spoof Video

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When you say "The Clintons" like that it sounds like "The Clampetts,"...sigh. Well, The Clintons released an on-line video Tuesday...seems everyone is spoofing these days.;) (view full article here) I guess the Clintons have heard how cool blogging is these days and want to get into the act.;).......SIGH.

According to the Washington Post, The Clintons (hehe) also chose Celine Dion's "You and I" as their theme song. Looks like they are pulling out all the stops in a full-blown multi-media event.;)

I am going to let you guess which of these videos they released.;)

--The Clever Cynic, http://theclevercynic.blogspot.com/
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