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Rachel Ray Scarf News - A Rachel Ray scarf actually made headlines today. I am assuming that today was a slow news day...sigh.
For months and months and months now, I have tried to find something more ridiculous than the idea of Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama as President of the United States and I have finally found it...a scarf worn by Rachel Ray has people debating whether or not Rachel Ray is showing support for the terrorists.
How can this be?, you ask. Well, apparently Rachel Ray, who looks about as terrorizing as a rabbit in heat is wearing a scarf that someone apparently thinks looks like a Keffiyeh, a headdress worn by Arab men to signify solidarity with Palestinian terrorists.
First of all, I doubt that a terrorist group would want Rachel Ray as their mascot. I am sure that Rachel Ray bakes a mean tin of biscuits, but I can't imagine a big bad bunch of terrorists wanting Rachel Ray as their poster child.;)
Secondly, the Rachel Ray scarf in question, doesn't look much like the pictures of Keffiyeh that I checked out when I heard the news that this Rachel Ray scarf was making headlines and scaring innocent children, causing them to have nightmares about terrorists and cooking.
Further, for all we know, Rachel Ray may have just tossed on the scarf to hide a hickey from a bit of passionate romance the night before and it just happened to come out looking like a terrorist emblem. Kind of like when you toss eggs in a skillet and it ends up looking like a clown or a rabbit or some other coincidence that is still edible and is still, despite its otherwise menacing outward appearance, an egg...preferably over easy and served with hashbrowns and toast.
For now, I think that the United States is safe from Rachel Ray, the now famous Rachel Ray scarf and the worst that could happen is that while channel surfing we stumble across a Rachel Ray show while we have a hangover and throw up.
I can't imagine why this country is worried about a Rachel Ray scarf when there is even a remote possibility that the United States citizenry might actually be stupid enough to elect either Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama as President...now that is a truly-terrorizing thought.
