Paris Hilton's MySpace Gives Us Drinking and Driving Advice

In a particularly cheery message on her personal MySpace blog, Paris Hilton gives us some 4th of July advice: "Happy 4th of July everyone, and remember to be responsible and have a designated driver! Just looking out for you all. I love you (sigh...I have told her and TOLD her.......NO. She just can NOT take a HINT.) and have an amazing summer! "

I must say this is GREAT advice. I do however highly doubt that I will ask Paris Hilton to be MY designated driver tonight.;)

--The Clever Cynic

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