It is Official, the countdown to Paris Hilton's Date With Justice Has Begun

According to an article on E!, the countdown has begun for Paris Hilton's date with the man. Since I am not sure that Paris owns an alarm clock, I added a countdown counter to this exciting and informative site. The article on E! told the menu they selected to use when America shows Paris that no one is above the law. I have to say that it sounds pretty tasty (Probably not as good as what you would get if you stayed at the Hilton, but it IS room service);):

Lights on at 6 a.m.

Breakfast, usually consisting of cold cereal, bread,
orange juice, milk and a hard-boiled egg, from 6 a.m. to 7:30 a.m.

usually consisting of a sandwich, an apple, cookies (mmm, cookies), veggies and a beverage,
from 11 a.m. to 12:30 p.m.

Dinner, centered around
spaghetti, pepper steak
or perhaps macaroni and cheese, from 4 p.m. to 5:30 p.m.

Lights out at 10

She also gets a nice gift bag with the usual prison
goodies. Her cell will have a view of the TV but no remote. I am sure that she has already contacted the cable guy to have some video from this site piped in via satellite, so I am preparing some suitable content for her viewing pleasure...anything for my biggest fan.

--The Clever Cynic,


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