The Clever Cynic: Paris Hilton Going to Jail?

The latest news has it that Paris Hilton may go to jail to serve time for traffic offenses. This raised a lot of questions in my mind:

1. What kind of gift bag will she get for her appearance?
2. Will she have to report the fair market value to the IRS?
3. If she fails to report the gift for tax purposes will she claim, "she didn't know?"

I guess we will just have to wait to see.

--The Clever Cynic,

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