Tonight, we embark upon another of my now-famous investigations...this time into why Hillary Clinton laughs at the most-inappropriate times, why the laugh sounds demented and if we think we can stand that laugh for the remainder of the election. We also consider whether we can stand that laugh for four more years should she, through some mindless act by the American Public, be elected President.
Yes, this is a laughing matter...right.
She wants to make a compelling argument about being fooled by George Bush and then cackles like a fool...hmm...scary.
Wow, what has happened to America that someone who cackles like a simpleton is considered to be a viable candidate for the Presidency? Oh wait, this is the same America that elected Bill Clinton...nevermind...it all makes sense now.
Hollyscoop gets the scoop from Celebrities about how they make their choice for the 2008 election.
So, it would be better for American youth if we kid ourselves and pretend that Britney Spears is a decent role model? He accuses others of "using Britney purely for gain," yet, he wants to parley his defense of Britney for personal gain? I must say, that is hardly a noble motive.;)
If you havn't had a chance to play the smash hit Halo 3 here is a look courtesy of prankcallsdottk.
This is what it actually looks like to play the new halo 3.
If you havn't had a chance to play Halo 3 yet, here is a look at how it actually looks in game.
An interview with Karen Dejo, the lastest to have a mysterious tape surface on the internet...hmmm...
An interiew with Karen Dejo, the latest in a long line that has become embroiled in a sex-tape scandal. Are all these "leaks" accidental? hmmmm....
Karen Dejo joins the list of celebs involved in sex tape scadals. Wonder who is next?:O
Wow, learning was never so much fun.:D
How Global Warming will begin to have an impact upon agriculture.
Apparently, Greenpeace wants ACTION without fraud.:D I must say that they certainly have a point. Thankfully, they were able to exercise their right to free speech without being tasered...as has been the recent-alarming trend for people trying to speak out and be heard. Global warming is a serious-problem and one we can no longer afford to ignore.
Trade is an emotional movie about a young girl captured in Mexico and taken into slavery. Her brother sets out to infiltrate the gang and secure her release aided by a young-polish friend.
Halo 3 is a smash hit. If you are into video games and are mature, you may want to give it a look.
This is an amazing fan video about the game Halo 3.
Halo 3 is a HUGE hit. Here is a look at this amazing game.
Wow, this is amazing. Halo 3 is a HUGE hit. It made 170 million dollars the day it was released...now that is a HIT.:D
This time around Bionic Woman has turned bad and has a bionic ear and has been injected with anthrocytes that speed healing at an exponential rate. Sadly, they did not mention anything about breast implants.;)
She is back and has come a long way from the original in this reinvention of the classic "Bionic Woman" by David Eick of "Battlestar Galactica" fame. You Can catch it Wednesdays 9/8c on NBC.
Kingdom Hearts 2 Final Mix + A new trailer of Kingdom Hearts 3.
The series which originally debuted in 1976 has returned to television. This time around the bionic woman was a lot more expensive.;) But the new bionic woman is also better and faster with superhuman powers...so I guess you get what you pay for.:D
She's back... an all-new bionic woman has returned to the small set.
Bill O'Reilly has an Epiphany...(rolls eyes).
Wow, what was he thinking and where has he been the past two decades?:O Bill O'Reilly Has An Epiphany. This makes me wonder where he has been during the past 25 years.
A look at the new Michael Clayton movie.
According to an article on USAToday.com the woman who had filed the complaint against Pamela Bach for hit and run withdrew her complaint and Bach agreed to pay for minor damages.
I'll bet Pamela Bach was relieved.:D
Learning was never so much fun.:D
The latest celebrity gossip from Hollyscoop.
Tonight on Dancing With The Stars, Dolly Parton rocked the house and sadly, beautiful model and actress Josie Maren and her partner Alec Mazo went home. I must say that Dancing With The Stars can drag out bad news longer than any show I have ever seen.
Models never fare very well on Dancing With The Stars, they simply don't have the fan base to survive the early rounds. I was a bit surprised to learn that Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban and his gorgeous partner Kym Johnson were also in the bottom two. I had thought that the pair had a good first night. Their performance seemed middle-of-the-pack to me and Mark Cuban seemed to win the judges and the audience with his winning personality.
I must say that the level of competition in season 5 has hit new heights early on and the show promises to be quite entertaining throughout the season.
Enjoy the show.
The latest scoop from Hollyscoop.
Tonight, the men got their turn to show what they could do on Dancing With the Stars, and turn they did. I must say the men came out every bit as tough as the women making for a competition for season 5 that should sizzle right to the very end.
1. Helio Castroneves and Julianne Hough - Helio Castroneves, race car driver extraordinaire brought that winning edge to the dance floor tonight with partner Julianne. Julianne showed last season that she has what it takes to win and she was teamed with another winner this season in Helio. The pair has amazing chemistry and Helio seemed her perfect compliment as the two tore up the floor. These two should go very far.
2. Mark Cuban and Kym Johnson - Mark Cuban owner of the Dallas Mavericks has an amazing personality. This guy is a winner. Not only did he slough off a recent full-hip replacement, he brought a style and charm to the dance floor that the crowd ate up with a spoon. His dancing is a bit rough around the edges but he makes up for it with flair. I look for him to be come a fan favorite. It doesn't hurt that partner Kym Johnson is totally gorgeous either.;)
3. Cameron Mathison and Edyta Sliwinska - Cameron Mathison, Soap star from All My Children came out solid tonight and I must say Edyta's amazing hips didn't hurt any.;) He is a tough competitor who wants to win and has a fan following to boot. He will do well.
4. Floyd Mayweather and Karina Smirnoff - Floyd is pound for pound the toughest boxer in the world and is teamed with one of the world's most-gorgeous women. Once Floyd focuses a winning mindset he will do well. He oozes energy and it can't hurt that Karina is the world's best dancer and best looking.;) His low score from the judges might prove his downfall...a lot depends upon the fans. At first he didn't have the best attitude in the world and that may hurt him in the fan voting.
5. Wayne Newton and Cheryl Burke - Wayne Newton is a living legend and perhaps the biggest celebrity ever to participate in DWTS. Cheryl knows how to groom a winner but the question is does Wayne have enough steam for the fast dances? He just might, Wayne Newton is a black belt in Karate and might dig deep and get in game shape...time will tell.
6. Albert Reed and Anna Trebunskaya - Albert Reed is a former surfing champ and is now a top model. He seems to be a real crowdpleaser and his partner Anna Trebunskaya moves with a sensuous grace that is amazing to watch. He will quickly gain the vote of the ladies and might show up at the very end.
All-in-all the men were solid. My guess is that either Josie or Floyd will be sent packing. Josie might pull it out because she is so totally-gorgeous but models usually never last long... Albert might just prove the exception...only time will tell.
Enjoy the show.
Last night kicked off season 5 of Dancing With The Stars. This season, there will be 12 celebrities performing instead of the usual 10. The show started the night with the women all competing:
1. Melanie Brown and Maksim Chmerkovskiy - Melanie Brown of Spice Girls fame started off strong. She had a natural grace and style and her huge Spice Girls fan base should take her a long way in the competition.
2. Sabrina Bryan and Mark Ballas - Sabrina Bryan of the Cheetah Girls was simply amazing. She came out as quick and polished on night one as most celebrities do in the finals. Sure, she packs a few extra pounds and that dress looked awful, but she can cut the rug with the best in the world. She has a background in hip-hop that seemed to make it hard for her to learn a different style, but I have a feeling she will be very tough to beat and will go all the way to the end. It will be interesting to see how she does with some of the less-energetic dances. She has a huge fan following from her role in Cheetah Girls and should be a tough contender.
3. Jennie Garth and Derek Hough - Jennie Gart of Beverly Hills 90210 fame gave a solid and sexy performance. Her fan support may be smaller than the others but she may be able to compensate with talent. She certainly turned in a solid performance that was fun to watch.
4. Josie Maren and Alec Mazo - Josie Maren is a multi-talented model and actress with an iron in every fire. She is a supermodel, actress and business woman with her own line of cosmetics. Models usually don't fare very well in Dancing With The Stars (DWTS) and the judges were unduly harsh with her on her first night, but I saw a fire in her eyes that told me that she can be a tough competitor. If she returns she may toughen up and become quite a threat. I must say she is drop-dead gorgeous and that never hurts.;)
5. Marie Osmond and Jonathan Roberts - Marie Osmond the darling of Donnie and Marie fame is still America's darling according to the audience reaction following her performance on the first night. She has a HUGE fan base and may go a long, long way.
8. Jane Seymour and Tony Dovolani - Jane Seymour former Bond girl and Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman is another of the most-gorgeous women on the planet. I must say the casting director of DWTS has an eye for beauty.;) She oozes style and grace. It will be interesting to see how she does with some of the more-energetic dances.
One thing is for sure, the 2007 season of Dancing With The Stars will be exciting and entertaining...enjoy the show.
Last night on Dancing With The Stars, the women showed that they will be very-hard to beat. Tonight the men strut their stuff on the dance floor. This season promises to be entertaining to say the least.
Season 5 kicked off last night with a bang. Here is a look at the cast.
Dancing With The Stars Season 5 kicked off last night. This season's competition promises to be intense. The season began with the women and I must say they are a very-talented group this time.
The latest in pop culture news from Jetset. I agree...those there should not have sat by and said nothing while that student was tasered for no reason.
I really want to see this film. Gretchen Mol is so hot.;)
There has been a rumor going around that Marcian and Jan also got into the peas...it is purely rumor, according to a spokesman from Harper Entertainment.
Tonight, in light of the fact that the big scandal surrounding Maureen McCormick's supposed "tell all" book was reportedly a "wild internet rumor," we take a look at The Brady Bunch.
Tonight, we look back on The Brady Bunch in all it's glory.
Tonight, we look back on an American icon, The Brady Bunch.
Tonight, we look back on the Brady Bunch.;)
It should be OBVIOUS from this video that Marcia and Jan were just actresses that worked together.
Wow, Maureen McCormick, Marcia Brady ... is all grown up.:O
The rumor about Maureen McCormick writing in a tell all book that she and Eve Plumb were allegedly more than fellow cast members was dismissed as a "wild internet rumor" by a spokesman from Harper Entertainment. In fact, the spokesman added that the book had not yet been written.
The rumor about Maureen McCormick was writing in a tell all book that she and Eve Plumb were allegedly more than fellow cast members was dismissed as a "wild internet rumor" by a spokesman from Harper Entertainment.
The problem with Chris Crocker having his own reality show is there is nothing REAL about Chris Crocker.:D
Into the wild...just living...sound grand.:D
I love this year's election.;)
This is a great way to share files.
Wow, learning was never so much fun.
Oh, that was smart...a "work of art" at an airport.
Here is a look at the movie "Iron Man."
It is in theaters now, so if you need something to do tomorrow ... this might be the ticket.
Ok it is official...it was "for real." (rolls eyes)
It seems that this man had waited his turn at the forum. Have we entered a police state in the United States? This is shocking in more than one way. If we don't begin to stand up for our rights as citizens soon we won't have any rights at all.
If "everyone would just calm down" while someone ie being tased for no real reason? Inciting a riot? Oh yeah right, it looked like a massive riot to me...rolls eyes.
Tonight, Earl talks to a hot drummer.;)
The latest gossip from, "What the Buck."
Eva Longoria looking fine at the Emmys.
Apparently Sopranos fans will be treated to a movie...for now, it is just rumor.
The latest Hollywood buzz.
Apparently I created a monster with yesterday's "Talk Like A Pirate" binge.
Does anyone really have a right to use a taser on anyone? I always thought that a University was a place to QUESTION? I thought that a University ENCOURAGED the students to QUESTION the establishment and the universe in general???
The Gossip Girl is a huge hit on the CW network. The new series based upon the book series of the same name premiered September 19th. on CW. This should catch you up on the action so you can get into the remainder of the series.
In case you missed it, it isn't too late to get into this new series on CW...it premiered September 19, 2007, so you can still get into this great new hit series.
In case you missed it, it isn't too late to get into this new series on CW...it premiered September 19, 2007, so you can still get into this great new hit series.
In case you missed it, it isn't too late to get into this new series on CW...it premiered September 19, 2007, so you can still get into this great new hit series.
In case you missed it, it isn't too late to get into this new series on CW...it premiered September 19, 2007, so you can still get into this great new hit series.
In case you missed it, it isn't too late to get into this new series on CW...it premiered September 19, 2007, so you can still get into this great new hit series.
According to E!, a new ad featuring a nude Alicia Silverstone was pulled from the air by comcast before it could be aired. The ad featured Silverstone showing just how great being a vegetarian could make you look.
Today is "Talk Like A Pirate Day" so I am giving you some background so you do it right.
Today is "Talk Like A Pirate Day" and that was all I needed to get on some pirate kick and drive you nuts.:D
Just in case you want to take the whole "Talk Like A Pirate Day" thing to the extreme.
Today is "Talk Like A Pirate" day, so I thought I would beat the pirate theme to death tonight.
Today is "Talk Like A Pirate Day" so get ready to have me overdo the whole pirate thing.:D
In case you don't know, today is "Talk Like A Pirate Day," so get cracking and get with the program, 'cause now you know.:D
Ahoy Maties...Today is "Talk Like a Pirate" day.;) so get busy and talk pirate.;)
Rachel Griffiths on the red carpet at the Emmy Awards.
The latest game news...afterall it isn't too early to shop for Christmas.;)
Lindsay Lohan and celebrity news. Thankfully, Chris Crocker is not in this video.
Kathy Griffin won her first Emmy. I guess now that she if off the D-List, her career is over.;) Congrats, Kathy.
Tonight, we take a look at the latest in search engine concepts...Powerset.
Tonight, we take a look into the latest entry into the search-engine market. Will Powerset empower the internet...let's take a look.
Will Powerset be a major player in the interent search engine market? Let's take a look.
Natural language search...the latest trend. This will put a whole-new spin on search engine optimization.
I must say that the Wheel of Time is in my opinion the greatest fantasy series ever written.
Wheel of Time fans around the world are mourning the passing of a literary legend. Sadly, on Sunday, Robert Jordan lost his battle with a rare blood disease. We will all miss him.
Sadly, Robert Jordan author of the best fantsay series of all time died Sunday of a rare blood disease. May you always find water and shade, Robert Jordan.
Tonight, the Jury, this time including America, cast their votes and Evel Dick emerged as the winner of Big Brother 8. I must say that I saw a different side of Evel Dick tonight as the jury gathered to decide who would carry home the title and prize of $500,000.
He was able to quickly sum up the game and gave biting answers to the jurors questions as they grilled him and Daniele about the finer aspects of the game. Evel Dick had more insight into the game than I had given him credit for, as I watched him compete during the season.
Granted, America had a lot to do with him winning, but I must say that last week during the endurance competition, even though he lost, he won my respect and admiration for his spirit and will.
Evel Dick also managed to stroke just the right egos at the questioning session and I am certain that this helped him to pull off the win.
When asked his plans for the money, Evel Dick said that he plans an around the world trip and I wish him well. I can't say that I admire the way he played the game, but he emerged the winner and that is what counts in the end. I know, I know, coaches all over America say that "it doesn't matter if you win or lose, it is how you play the game," but no one can deny that he will carry home $500,000 and a huge margin of fame. Afterall, Big Brother is a game.;)...play it as you will. No one ever remembers the losers who played well.;)
Congratulations Evel Dick and enjoy the trip.
Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee won the 2007 Emmy for Made-for-TV Movie. Congrats.
The Sopranos won the 2007 Emmy for Best Drama Series. Congrats.
Broken Trail won this year's Emmy for the best mini series. Congrats.
Congrats, 30 Rock on the win for Best Comedy Series at this year's Emmy Awards.
30 Rock wins best comedy series at the Emmy Awards...congrats.
Keeley Hazell talks about green issues and saving the environment.
Green was in at this year's Emmy Awards. I am happy to report that earth friendly was the focus of the event.
Yes...Everyone pay attention to Chris Crocker it is what he craves.
Honestly, had America not wanted to have Amber evicted at the wrong time, these two would have won Big Brother 8.;)
Hollyscoop takes us along as they attend the pre-party at the 2007 Emmy Awards.
Caution, this video is packed with raw emotion. The man in this video is moved to tears by Chris Crocker's plight and it is steeped with heartfelt human-emotion as sincere as Chris Crocker's original video about Britney Spears, so view it at your own discretion. I must say Chris Crocker is now very-famous...they say fame has a price...what a huge price to pay.;)
Today, an investigation into Sally Field and award shows.
Today we take a look at Sally Field and award shows. This time, she was censored. I am wondering if Miss South Carolina has started an epidemic.;)
Today, we look at Sally Field and awards shows...an investigation. I do admire her message this time.;) Sally Field, we REALLY DO LIKE YOU.:)
Sally Fields is famous for her 1985 Academy Awards acceptance speech. According to Wikipedia, "Her gushing acceptance speech is well-remembered for its earnestness. In it, Field stated "I haven't had an orthodox career, and I've wanted more than anything to have your respect. The first time I didn't feel it, but this time I feel it, and I can't deny the fact that you like me, right now, you like me!".[1] The line ending in "...I can't deny the fact that you like me, right now, you like me!" is often misquoted as simply "You like me, you really like me!" which has subsequently been the subject of many parodies."
According to an article on E!, O.J. Simpson was arrested on multiple felony counts for an alleged, "armed heist of sports memorabilia."...sigh. I imagine he will go free and tell about what would have happened "if he did it."
I'll bet there are a lot of "crown" jokes going around in Venezuela today.:D
Kid Rock and Tommy Lee get into it at the MTV Video Music Awards. I must say that was a real circus. Afterwards on YouTube it has been an even bigger circus.:D
Well, unlike the later Zelda post, at least the squirrel gets his reward.:D
I guess it is buyer beware when your computer goes on the fritz.
Two of rock's bad boys go at it.
Just makes you want to run right out and have kids, doesn't it? :D
Don't miss your chance to enter to win $50,000 in the Miss Horrorfest competition.
The latest on the Madeliene McCann disappearance.
The latest in the Madeliene McCann case from Fox News.
Yes, peas are definately good for you.;)
Today we take a look at a massive project. You will be among the first to see the view from the building in a later video. I must say, this project is amazing.
The Burj Dubai Tower is now officially the world's tallest building. It still has some other standards to meet before it is recognized for other records.
A look at the Burj Dubai Tower that will really put the UAE on the map so to speak.;)
This shows the Burj Dubai Tower soon to be the world's tallest building.
Hollyscoop interview about the upcoming new album from Serj Tankian.
Hollyscoop interview about Tila Tequila's new upcoming series on MTV.
Hollyscoop interview with one of the Spice Girls about their upcoming reunion.
According to Showbuzz, a new round of Racy Vanessa Hudgens photos have surfaced on the internet. This time they are much wilder.
Vanessa Hudgens breaking news...Even more racy photos have surfaced on the internet and this time you won't believe it.;)
Full story at The Clever Cynic.
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Breaking News...Even more racy photos of Vanessa Hudgens have appeared mysteriously on the internet according to SHOWBUZZ. Get the full story at The Clever Cynic.
A look at the upcoming movie Mr. Woodcock. I must say it looks funny.:D
YouTubers, get those cameras fired up. You could win $50,000 and a lot of fame.;) Good luck.
Evel Dick and Daniele form the final two for Big Brother 8, so one of them is guaranteed the win in the end.
Zach gave it his best shot, but it wasn't enough and Evel Dick edged him out at the end to win Head of Household on tonight's Big Brother. As I have said all along, "blood is thicker than water" and the other houseguests were foolish to think they could ride Dick and Daniele's coattails and best them in the end. Congratulations, Evel Dick and Daniele. You both played mean and dirty, but you played the best game and that is all that counts. I don't necessarily like the way you played, but I can't deny that in the end you were the only two remaining and that is truly the only thing that matters.
All that remains is the vote...I seriously doubt that Evel Dick will win many votes. His rough play style combined with the fact that Daniele won so many of the competitions, I feel will ensure her the win.
For those of you who loyally came to read this coverage following each show, thanks and don't despair. I will be covering the other reality shows of merit throughout the coming year and look forward to sharing them with all of you.
The Clever Cynic
Tonight, I embarked upon one of my now-famouse investigations into Britney's fan base. Are they also in the same decline as Britney's career? It took THREE HOURS, but I finally found a decent Britney Fan hidden deep in the orient. The remainder of tonight's videos were the drivel I was forced to wade through in my quest to find a fan who wasn't damaged in some way. Admittedly, this is probably very-old footage from the early days of Britney's career. Back when the air was cleaner and Global Warming was just a twinkle in Al Gore's eye. Hillary was still just a powerhungry first lady with the last name Rodham Clinton and the most America had to worry about was Michael Jackson...my how times have changed. Warning. If you thought that the investigation into women who sing about their ovaries was ugly, you ain't seen nothing yet. Proceed at your own peril.
Tonight, I launch another of my now-famous investigations. I decided to do a search for Britney Spears Fan Video to see if her fanbase has gone into the same funk as Britney as evidenced by her recent amazing "comeback." The result turned ugly. So ugly that I must admit that it is much uglier than the most-famous of all investigations...the look into women who sing about their ovaries. You have been warned proceed with caution.
Tonight, we make an investigation into Britney Spears fan base. The question is, "Have Britney Fans slid into the same state of decline as Britney? as evidenced by her recent "comeback?" Warning, this turned much uglier than the now-infamous investigation into women who sing about their ovaries, MUCH uglier, so watch at your own risk.;)
Tonight, we go right down the list of Britney Spears Fan videos to see if her fans are in the same state of decline. Warning this turned MUCH uglier than my look into women who sing about their ovaries so decide whether you dare continue.;)
Tonight, another of my now-famous investigations. I am going straight down the list of Britney Spears fan videos to see if her fan base has suffered the same decline. Warning this turned much uglier than my investigation into women who sing about their ovaries. Watch at your own risk.;)
Tonight we look to see if Britney Spears Fans have also gone into the same decline that she has. Finally, a fan that hasn't undergone degeneration.
Finally, at last...a normal Britney Spears fan...oh wait, nevermind.
Tonight, we take a look at the typical Britney Spears fan. We pause a moment for some tough love for Britney.
Tonight, an investigation into the "typical" Britney Spears fan. Warning this is worse than the investigation into women who sing about their ovaries.
The latest Britney Spears news, plus a typical Britney Spears fan who claims that everyone else is just using Britney Spears while all-the-while is using Britney Spears himself.;)
Apparently the decline in Britney Spears career is mirrored in her fanbase. I chose a Britney Spears fan at random to see if they were undergoing the same decline as her career. You be the judge.
Portugese officials are now wondering if Madeleine McCann's Mother was being sincere. Things have changed and now Madeleine McCann's Mother is a suspect.
Madeleine McCann's town came out in full support of her family. The Portugese authorities are now wondering what really happened. Madeleine McCann's Mother was named a suspect by authorities.
Madeleine McCann's mother, seen throughout the entire bring Madeleine McCann home campaign, dramatically clutching the child's toy, is now a suspect.
Was this all just smoke and mirrors? The Portugese officials certainly want to know. The McCanns are now suspects in their daughter's disappearance.
They were angry then, now they are considered suspects by the Portugese authorities.
Madeleine McCann's parents now leave Portugal as suspects in the case. The father allegedly challenged the Portugese government to "Find the body and prove we killed her," according to the Daily Express.
Portugese authorities now wonder if Madeleine McCann's parents know more than they are telling about Madeleine McCann's disappearance.
Here is the background on the alleged "abduction." Now Portugese authorities consider the parents to be suspects in the case.
Until gross-energy consumption becomes socially unacceptable there won't be any real change.;)
Politicians are not entirely to blame. Even politicians can't produce that much gas...well, maybe spouses of former presidents and presidential wannabes. (this is a riddle)
