Tonight, I launch another of my now-famous investigations. I decided to do a search for Britney Spears Fan Video to see if her fanbase has gone into the same funk as Britney as evidenced by her recent amazing "comeback." The result turned ugly. So ugly that I must admit that it is much uglier than the most-famous of all investigations...the look into women who sing about their ovaries. You have been warned proceed with caution.