Drama swirls around Paris Hilton in jail like when divebombing doves spot a new suit and with about as much mess to clean up...sigh.
The past few days had been busy ones around the cell block. According to an article on Yahoo News, Paris confided to Barbara Walters that she has found God, (apparently they include a map in the jail kit) and that she feels that jail was a message from the Almighty to change her ways. She went on to tell Barbara that, "I used to act dumb. It was an act. I am 26 years old, and that act is no longer cute." Apparently, Paris is planning to embark upon some serious acting upon her release because I must say her performance up to now has been totally convincing. This may be the reason that her agents announced that they would no longer be representing Paris, who knows.
The Sheriff who released Paris is also under fire about possibly giving preferential treatment to our newly-saved. He may be able to save his own ass if he announces that God told him to help give Paris a new start...hopefully he thinks of it.;) Although, I doubt he will get a call from Barbara.
--The Clever Cynic, http://theclevercynic.blogspot.com/
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