Kevin Federline has his lawyers go after Britney Spears when she drives through a red light while texting on her cellphone. (Imagine that):D... Amy Winehouse disappears...:O Matt Damon is named the Sexiest Man Alive...(I wouldn't know...guess I'll take their word for it) Reese Witherspoon and Jake GyllenHaal spotted together.;) Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie buy an Island...(wonder if it had any orphans?)...I can just hear them bargaining to buy it...Hmmm, if you throw in a few orphans...you gotta deal.:D They are buying a man-made island to promote enviromentally-conscious living methods. (This makes sense...use tons and tons and tons of energy resources to make an man-made island so you can use energy-efficient light bulbs in the house...rolls eyes) Victoria's Secret show gets invaded by animal-rights activists. (Nice gesture, but these ladies are hardly dressed, let alone wearing fur.:D)