Word has it that Mickey Rooney planted a big wet kiss on the royal hand of the Queen of England. Apparently you need royal permission to touch her royal highness.
I consider it my duty to keep my readers informed so they don't commit a similar faux pas. So now that you know, you can't pull a Paris Hilton and claim, "you didn't know" if you plant a kiss somewhere on her royal highness.
Keeping you informed so you don't have to claim ignorance.....
--The Clever Cynic, http://theclevercynic.blogspot.com/
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